“Time’s not wasted when you’re getting wasted,” says poet and rapper, Asher Roth. The staff at Time Wasted, a bar in Logan Square, totally agree.

Head on over to Belmont’s hottest karaoke bar, Carry Atune’s. We’re totally cool if you sing out of tune, but if we lend you our ears, try not to sing out of key.

A white cotton shirt for The Loading Bar in Andersonville, Chicago, Illinois. This description is 68% completed, loading more description, please wait.

They call me Bond. Well, if they’re drunk they’ll call me Bond. A white cotton shirt for Liver Let Die.

A white cotton shirt for Hipster Joe’s. We would tell you the street this ‘rad dive’ is on, but you’ve probably never heard of it.

A white cotton shirt from The Political Cartoon in Bridgeport. This little number is so politically savvy, if you wear this, The Onion might write an article about you.

A white cotton tee for The Midnight El. They have more than just the Green Line on tap, and you don’t need a train pass to enter (just your I.D.)

A white cotton shirt sporting the Bar Tees logo. This shirt will make you so hot you may just burst into flames. (Really though, do not bring someone home. If you catch on fire, we’re not responsible for the burns you’ll induce.)